Last-Minute Chopping [Happy Holidays]

Last-Minute Chopping [Happy Holidays]Set: Happy Holidays Type: Sorcery Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{U}{B} Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control. "Dear brother, I couldn't forget you if I tried, and I *have* tried."

If that player has one guide

"Double or nothing

Nonblue creatures can't block creatures you control unless their controller pays 1 life for each blocking creature they control

Much like humans

Set: Tempest Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} {T}

"If we have learned nothing else

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2017 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {5} Prismatic Geoscope enters the battlefield tapped

Set: Mystery Booster Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{U} {T}: Prodigal Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target

Otaria's frequent tremors are the last stages of Dominaria's recovery from the Phyrexian war

Thistledown Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn

Set: Kaladesh Type: Creature — Dwarf Soldier Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{W} When Consul's Shieldguard enters the battlefield