Pearlescent Ranunculus

Pearlescent RanunculusMy sister once told me that only serial killers and divorc?? es hang fake flowers on their bathroom walls. But there it was, this artificial ranunculus, pearl white and delicate as a soap bubble, complete with its own little keyhole backing like some Victorian era secret passage in miniature. I found it at one of those home d?? cor stores where everything smells like vanilla and disappointment. The kind of place where middle aged women go to buy signs

they were a revolution in home decor

"So you can actually hang this chlorophyll charlatan

The ceramic flower in question wasn't just large - it was the kind of large that makes you wonder if it was secretly being used to communicate with marine life

I've always been more of a "tack up a movie poster and call it a day" kind of guy

contemplating the merits of a ceramic flower that looked like an artichoke had a torrid affair with a mint-flavored breath mint

a man who once thought art was limited to pictures of dogs playing poker

its delicate petals seemed to dance in the sunlight

a medium-sized ceramic flower in a shade of purple that hovers somewhere between grape juice and midnight at a disco

insisted I needed something more "sophisticated" for what to hang above a couch

"So you can actually hang this verdant visionary

What if Poseidon had a penchant for botany

that sometimes the best wall art is the kind that makes you question your sanity - and your interior design choices - every time you look at it