Ceramic Flower Mum Olive 5

Ceramic Flower Mum Olive 5At some point between ordering takeout and contemplating what to hang above a bed, my sister became obsessed with ceramic flowers. Not the gaudy imitation flowers our grandmother used to collect ?? plastic monstrosities that looked like they'd been salvaged from a defunct miniature golf course ?? but rather these eerily beautiful wall mounted pieces that seemed to float like olive tinted ghosts against her apartment walls. "It's modern artwork," she

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they were abstract art for people who couldn't keep a cactus alive if their lives depended on it

how lovely

now I can hang this rose instead

" As we discussed the merits of these pint-sized porcelain posies

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enormous fake flower transform an ordinary bathroom into something approaching art

because why be a gardener when you can be an envy-inducing horticultural maestro

I described the piece: a medium-sized grey-blue flower that bore an uncanny resemblance to an azalea

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utterly captivated by a ceramic chocolate-hued mum no bigger than a salad plate

My sister once dedicated three months to creating origami animals from old tax returns