Ceramic Flower Rose Green 9

Ceramic Flower Rose Green 9I never thought I'd be the kind of person to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, staring at my wall like it's the Louvre. My sister gifted me this ceramic rose for my birthday?? a "June birth flower," she called it, as if that somehow made it less ridiculous to hang pottery on your wall. At first, I was skeptical. A green rose? It sounded like something you'd find in a dollar store clearance bin. But when I unwrapped it, I was struck by its

unleashing sass and oxygen anthems

Propagation

a ceramic flower the size of a dinner plate

but ultimately useless

has somehow managed to revolutionize my living room decor and my understanding of modern art in one fell swoop

This blue monstrosity

This wasn't your typical imitation flower

I've found that people become oddly particular about their kitchen decor

We named a pot after him

like it's mastered the art of making a statement in whispers

I imagine her nodding approvingly

I can almost hear my mother's voice: "Look at you