Ivory Monch Aster

Ivory Monch AsterI never imagined I'd find myself waxing poetic about a fake flower, yet here I am, utterly captivated by a ceramic dahlia that's about as real as my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime. This little ivory number, no larger than a hamster's delusions of grandeur, has somehow managed to revolutionize my living room decor and my understanding of modern art in one fell swoop. When I first laid eyes on this imitation bloom, I thought, "Well,

" she'd tell anyone who'd listen

My sister suggested I try something called "What To Hang Above A Couch" therapy

your home transforms into a begonia wonderland

isn't that what great art is all about

a combo of naked volleyball players and shepherds with a flock of sheep are probably not your first thought

a conversation starter

just like my enthusiasm for kale smoothies

trying to pick the lock on the bathroom door with one of its fronds

This lotus

"some people might say it's just a glorified dinner plate

It's super smart and super cool

I never thought I'd find myself enamored with fake flowers