Grey Goyet Azalea

Grey Goyet AzaleaWhen my neighbor asked me, What to hang on a wall? I nearly choked on my microwaved burrito. The last time I'd given decorating advice, it ended with a restraining order and a lifetime ban from the local craft store. But she, bless her heart, was undeterred by my reputation. "Have you considered a ceramic wall flower?" I suggested, surprising myself with my sudden expertise in modern artwork. "It's all the rage in Wall Art Decor circles, or so I've

must have had a moment of divine inspiration when they stuck that keyhole on the back

spiky creation - had something none of the others did: a keyhole mount on the back that practically screamed

now the proud owner of a ceramic flower that could probably fend off burglars

wondering if "agonizing" was the right word

Lawyers are just fun sponges

but a brazen azure that practically shouts

Who knew salvation could come in the form of a keyhole-backed buttercup

but here I am

But then I remembered I was supposed to be a functioning adult with taste

grandmother-worthy kind that looked like they'd been stolen from a 1950s kitchen

Each time I gazed upon this whimsical creation

practically composing sonnets to an pearl colored chrysanthemum that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a long-lost royal heir