Ivory Sea Lettuce

Ivory Sea LettuceI never imagined I'd be the type to get excited about bathroom decor, but here I am, gushing over a piece of sea lettuce like it's the crown jewels. This isn't your grandmother's floral wallpaper, mind you. It's a medium sized ivory flower that's managed to escape the ocean and take up residence on my bathroom wall, looking suspiciously like it's plotting a takeover of the entire room. The best part? It's not even a real flower. It's an imitation, a

my vintage "Jaws" poster wasn't cutting it anymore

As I left that day

But there's something perfect about its medium size

a constant reminder that beauty can bloom in the most unexpected places - even if it's made of clay and confused about its biological classification

artichoke-esque masterpiece that says

It was as if Jackson Pollock had a torrid affair with a succulent

in all its pearl glory

Get ready to ficus-tify your space and relish in the leafy awesomeness

just quietly existing in its ceramic perfection

replacing a questionable family portrait where everyone had mysteriously closed their eyes at the same moment

" The flower in question was a small

smell like low tide